jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

Jul 25 11:39 with 362,183 notes

ashtonkisses:

why do good concert tickets happen to bad people

Jul 25 11:19 with 264,632 notes
When somebody makes you laugh when you’re sad, that’s the most enjoyable laugh you’ll ever experience.
― Alexa Chung (via w-ritings)

(Source: nasia-s)


Jul 25 11:14 with 27,794 notes

shouldnt:

even if you hate the kardashians you still want to be a kardashian

Jul 25 11:13 with 66,826 notes

snorlaxatives:

i love when strangers smile at me and i smile back and we have that nice stranger smiling moment

Jul 25 0:54 with 184,289 notes
  • Homophobic Person: My favorite food is pizza!
  • Homosexual Person: Cool! My favorite food is pasta!
  • Bisexual Person: I like both!
  • Pansexual Person: Hey guys, I don't have a favorite! I'll pretty much eat what tastes good to me.
  • Asexual Person: I like the way food looks and smells more than the way it tastes.
  • Homophobic Person: whAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU DISGUSTING PEOPLE WHY ISN'T PIZZA YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.

  • Jul 25 0:53 with 168,964 notes
  • Mom: who are you texting?
  • Me: nobody
  • Mom: what are you doing then?
  • Me: nothing

  • Jul 24 22:58 with 111,174 notes

    the-psycho-cutie:

    i guess we make better strangers than anything else

    Jul 24 22:38 with 270 notes
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